The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.
I need adultier adult
#I NEED A BETTER ADULT
AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT
Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
this is real
does coldplay still exist
yeah people coldplay as batman, loki, all sorts :)
- friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
- me: what
- friend: OH MAN
- OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
- I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
- SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
- JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
the trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until its too late for them to back out
we insist that humans are the most intelligent species but you don’t see dogs attacking each other over the colour of their fur