squidgybuttblog:

dragonlordoferebor:

was-that-a-pun:

benedictsbanana:

leonawriter:

skinnysanity:

The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.

I need adultier adult

#I NEED A BETTER ADULT

AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT

[ADULTING INTENSIFIES] 

(Source: fleur-ethereal, via lazydreamers)

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

(via yelled)

denchgang:

amoyed:

does coldplay still exist

yeah people coldplay as batman, loki, all sorts :)

(via lordoftheinternet)

xspasm:

darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

FUCK

(via lordoftheinternet)

Timestamp: 1410195639

xspasm:

darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

FUCK

(via lordoftheinternet)

3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

oekaki-chan:

A parody of Spongebob - Opposite Day episode. I had been thinking about this after knowing that there are so many Ackermans for one Eren, and the horse also has dead fish eyes like the other Ackermans.

(via l0vely-death)

Timestamp: 1409502856

oekaki-chan:

A parody of Spongebob - Opposite Day episode. I had been thinking about this after knowing that there are so many Ackermans for one Eren, and the horse also has dead fish eyes like the other Ackermans.

(via l0vely-death)

Overprotective Rin (◕‿◕✿)

(Source: shizutanii, via l0vely-death)

Timestamp: 1409502699

Overprotective Rin (◕‿◕✿)

(Source: shizutanii, via l0vely-death)

crowzs:

the trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until its too late for them to back out

(via l0vely-death)

prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

(Source: daughterofthejoker, via l0vely-death)

Timestamp: 1409502612

prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

(Source: daughterofthejoker, via l0vely-death)

(Source: avalok, via l0vely-death)

wsswatson:

we insist that humans are the most intelligent species but you don’t see dogs attacking each other over the colour of their fur

(via l0vely-death)